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OCTOBER - DECEMBER, 2018
Pence: “Space Force” to Debut in 2020
Casting begins immediately.
Fewer Say They're Proud
To Be an American

Some have started speaking with a foreign accent.
Trump Accuses Google of
Rigging Search Results to
Make Him Look Bad

Wants them re-rigged to make him look good.
President Boards Air Force One With Toilet Paper Stuck to His Shoe
Later tells press it was fake toilet paper put there by George Soros.
President Skips Arlington Cemetery Visit on Veterans Day
Calls Unknown Soldier “a big nobody.”
Even Automakers Opposed to
Trump's Rollback of Auto
Emissions Rules

“We're greedy, not crazy,” says one.
Poll: Trump Voters Believe Men Discriminated Against More Than Women, Gays, Ethnic Minorities
Believe they're owed reparations.
  Portrait of Trump With Other
Republican Presidents Now
Hangs in White House

Art critics agree: artist should also be hanged.
 
JANUARY - MARCH, 2019
  President Makes Surprise
Visit to Iraq

Brings Melania as human shield.
Federal Judge Discovers Trump Administration, After Agreeing to End Family Separations at Border, Continues to Separate Families
“We never said when,” says Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Trump Backs Push for Bible
Classes in Schools

To replace Science.
 
Leaked: “Executive Time” Makes Up 60% of Trump's Day
Remaining 40%: TV is off.
Passenger Arrested for Groping
Woman on Flight, Says Trump
Said “It's OK”

“I didn't say it's always okay,” says Trump.
  Trump Names California State
Park After Himself

Next up: Wants his own image to replace “Lying Teddy Roosevelt” on Mt. Rushmore.

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