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ADVERTISING
Trump Campaign Ad About Small Business Features Store in Tokyo
Sharp-eyed viewers notice “Fresh Whale Meat” sign in window.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Face-Reading AI Can Tell Police When Suspects are Lying
Have been programmed to ignore when police are lying.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Intercepted Cable: UK's
Ambassador Describes Trump
As “Inept,” “Insecure,” “Incompetent”

He apologizes, says he meant to add “insufferable.”
 
FACTOID
More Than Half of American
Families Live in “Asset-Poverty”
With No Savings

Ask one about it next time you take Uber.
FEATURE
The Dept. of Defense maintains military bands. How many, and at what cost?
A )3, at a cost of $5 million.
B )13, at a cost of $15 million.
C )31, at a cost of $55 million.
D )75, at a cost of $215 million.
E )136, at a cost of $500 million.
Hint: we'll win any battle of the bands.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Alaska: Anchorage Hits
Record 90

Fedders opens first sales office in state.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Washington State Court: Bikini Clad Baristas Must Cover Up
After customer complaints about breast milk in their mochaccinos.

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