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 NO. 973 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 27 - JUNE 2, 2019 

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  CHINA UNVEILS 372 MPH TRAIN
“Would have been 400 mph if not for my tariffs,” boasts Trump.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Says Risk of Nuclear War
Greater Now Than at Any Time
Since End of World War II

If their Doomsday Clock is correct.
UK: Theresa May Resigns
Following Brexit Disaster

She'll retire to her chalet in Switzerland.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  AI Software Can Humanize
Figures in Classic Artworks

Above: mysterious, inscrutable Mona Lisa transformed into goofy girl who can't stop giggling.
U. S. NEWS
Impeachment Pressure Builds
Dems see “Game of Thrones” type ratings for hearings.
White House: To Be Admitted,
Immigrants Must Be Young,
Smart, Entrepreneurial

Or have $500,000.
 
REMINDER
  Last week was Infrastructure Week.
 
Over Two Dozen Trump Judicial Nominees Dodge Question About Brown v. Board of Education
Confuse Roe v. Wade with a tennis match.
USDA to Shift Pork Plant
Inspection Duties From Federal
Inspectors to Plant Employees

And, eventually, to the pigs themselves.
 
POLITICS
Pelosi Urges “Intervention” for Trump
Trump urges “lobotomy” for Pelosi.
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