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ART
Jeff Koons Work Sells for $91 Million, Record For a Living Artist
And most ever paid for a balloon animal.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Business at Trump
Resorts in Steep Decline

His other businesses also losing money, and Trump University graduates have yet to find gainful employment.
Bayer, Parent Company of Monsanto, Hit With $2 Billion Roundup Verdict
CEO told to take two aspirin, call his lawyer in the morning.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Burger King Making
Deliveries to Customers
Stuck in Traffic Jams

Just tell them which fuckin' lane on which fuckin' freeway near which fuckin' exit and they'll get it to you.
SCIENCE
Carbon Dioxide Concentration in Earth's Atmosphere Hits Level Unseen for 3 Million Years
“Nobody remembers that far back,” scoffs Trump's science adviser.
 
British Academic Says He's Cracked Centuries- Old Voynich Manuscript, “World's Most Mysterious Text”
And it's hilarious.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Air Pollution May
Be Damaging Every Organ
In Our Body

And contributing to more bad hair days.
Large Glass of Fruit Juice
a Day Increases Risk of
Premature Death

Next time mom says finish your orange juice, call 911.

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