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 NO. 961 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 4 - 10, 2019 

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RUSSIAN TV DISPLAYS NUCLEAR TARGETS IN U.S.
States where Trump won in 2016 have nothing to worry about.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia May Fine Its Citizens
For Being Overweight

And for being too thin.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force Comic Book on Sale Soon
Story synopsis: “Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force storm Congress, enact the Green New Deal, then hurl the President, the Vice President and Mitch McConnell into deep space encased in a two-dimensional prison.”
U. S. NEWS
Cohen Calls Trump “Racist,” “Conman,” “Cheat”
But otherwise a good person.
Oversight Committee Requests
Information on Security
Clearances for Jared Kushner,
Rob Porter, Other Top
Officials

Including Vladimir Putin.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your squealers close and your stoolies closer.
 
Federal Judge Rules Male-Only Military Draft Unconstitutional
Trump signs order drafting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
 
MEDIA
Warning Issued Over Attacks on Internet Infrastructure
If internet goes down human contact will be necessary, until it's back up.
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