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PEOPLE
Trump Again Suggests He Should Win Nobel Peace Prize
Although he really wants an Emmy.
Report: Whitaker Thought AG's Role Was to “Jump on a Grenade” for President
Noticed Secret Service less and less motivated these days.
 
POLITICS
Bernie Sanders Announces
Another Presidential Run

Fading flower children, starry-eyed millennials, Trump backers, Russian bots contribute millions.
 
ART
Pigcasso the Pig's Paintings Selling for Thousands
Will sell for much more after he's butchered, eaten.
SCIENCE
Trump Scales Back “Space Force”
But it's full speed ahead for the TV series.
Study: Stone Age Europe May
Have Been Home to No More
Than 1500 People

Half of them tourists.
 
World's Biggest Bee Discovered
And, soon after, world's biggest bee sting.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Most Patients Don't
Mind If Their Doctors Have
Piercings, Tattoos

Or shaved heads, no teeth, and deliver their opioids on motorcycles.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Policy: Low Levels of Toxic Chemicals, Radiation Good for You
Recommends dietary supplements containing mercury, arsenic, glyphosate, radon.

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