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 NO. 960 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 25 - MAR 3, 2019 

Feb 18
Mar 4
MUELLER REPORT EXPECTED SOON
Right after martial law declared.
 
WORLD NEWS
Following Death of Woman Who Had Eaten There, 28 Cases of Food Poisoning, Michelin-Starred Restaurant Closes in Spain
May lose its star.
 
BUSINESS
U.S Sets New Record for Number
Of Americans at Least 3 Months
Behind on Car Payments

Sign of a booming economy.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pope, at Vatican Summit, Calls Clergy Accused of Pedophilia “Tools of Satan”
Calls those not yet accused “children of God.”
U. S. NEWS
14 Miles of Wall Scheduled to
Begin Construction Across
Butterfly Sanctuary

Certain to shut down flow of illegal butterflies from Mexico.
Vets Who Live at Least 30
Minutes From VA Facility
May Now Seek Care Outside
VA System

Prompting many vets living near VA facilities to move further away.
 
REMINDER
  It will all come out in the Washington Post.
 
Report: White House Interns
Forced to Sign NDAs

They'll be fined $1 million for each tell-all book they write.
Alabama Newspaper Editor
Calls for Lynching Democrats,
Says “Time for the Ku Klux
Klan to Night Ride Again”

Adds his opinions are his own, don't reflect views of paper.
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