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PEOPLE
Chris Christie Tell-All Let Me Finish Hits Shelves
Original title: Let Me Finish Your French Fries.
 
MEDIA
Washington Post: Last Year, Trump Made 8,158 False Claims
White House calls false claims “fake news.”
 
BUSINESS
Report: Deutsche Bank Turned
Trump Down for Loan During
2016 Campaign

Based on same tax returns he subsequently refused to make public.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Warning: Tyson Chicken Nuggets May Contain Rubber
If it bounces, don't eat it.
SCIENCE
“Empty Trash Bag” Spotted
Orbiting Earth

NASA hopes to corral it, bring it back, then dump it in the ocean.
Archeologists Discover 2,000-
Year-Old Copper Ring
Belonging to Pontius Pilate

According to The New Testament he misplaced it when he was washing his hands.
 
Mysterious Object Spotted Floating at Edge of Solar System
No reason for alarm just yet.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: E-Cigarettes Effectively
Help Smokers Quit

No one has ever quit e-cigarettes, however.
Study Links Drug Maker Gifts to Doctors to More Overdose Deaths
So don't ask your doctor if opioids are right for you.

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