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 NO. 957 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 4 - 10, 2019 

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POLAR VORTEX PLUNGES MUCH OF COUNTRY INTO RECORD COLD
Administration declares it a global cooling crisis, orders coal plants to pump out more hydrocarbons.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Drops Out of Top 20 Among World's Least Corrupt Countries
But we're still ahead of Uruguay.
Britain's PM Theresa May Welcomes New Zealand's PM
She's in England to get her teeth darkened.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Bolton's Exposed Notepad Reveals Cryptic Sentence “5,000 Troops to Colombia”
But don't worry, Mexico will pay for it.
U. S. NEWS
Democrats, Republicans Begin
High-Pressure Bipartisan
Negotiation on Wall

Without saying word “wall.”
Public Divided on Medicare-For-All
Some want Medicare-for-most, others Medicare-for-some, while Republicans prefer Medicare-for-none.
 
REMINDER
  Where there's smoke there's Roger Stone.
 
New Hampshire State Legislature, Over Objections of Republicans, Bans Guns in the House Chamber, Requires Sexual Harassment Awareness Training
GOP argues best defense against sexual harassment is a gun.
 
POLITICS
Billionaire Howard Schultz Might Run Against Billionaire Donald Trump
Of course, he'll have to beat back challenges by billionaire Michael Bloomberg, billionaire Mark Cuban, billionaire Oprah Winfrey, and any number of other billionaires thinking of running.
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