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PEOPLE
Trump: Wall Was Reason He Was Elected
Certainly wasn't experience, leadership, integrity or character.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Latest Bond Film, From Post-Soviet Russia With Love, Bombs at Box Office
Critics find Roger Stone an unconvincing James Bond.
 
BUSINESS
Wild Market Swings Linked to Uncertainty
Uncertainty linked to certainty of uncertainty.
Arizona: Self-Driving Vans Pelted with Rocks by Protesters
No one was hurt.
TRENDS
2018 Violent Crime in Los Angeles Among Lowest in 50 Years
Authorities credit legalization of marijuana, internet pornography, opioid epidemic.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Type of Beer You Drink May Reveal Much About Your Personality
Amount of beer you drink reveals much more.
NASA Spacecraft Flies Past Most Distant Object Ever Visited
Only a tiny portion of it has Google street view
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Removing Sweets From
Grocery Store Checkout Lines
Leads to “Dramatic” Drop
In Unhealthy Purchases

Grocery store chains apologize, promptly restore sweets.
Study: Watching Too Much Disaster News Can Make You More Stressed
Suggests you turn off the TV and evacuate at once.

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