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PEOPLE
Report: In Private, Trump “Brooding,” “Angry,” “Pissed at Damn Near Everyone”
While in public, he's brooding, angry, pissed at damn near everyone.
Man Who Shot Reagan, John Hinckley, Now Free to Travel Away From Home
And by the way, Jodie Foster's still available.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Trigger Warnings Showing Up
In The Theater

“Please Be Advised: the following production contains crude language, some nudity, and many long, boring speeches that obscure the playwright's inability to write realistic dialogue.”
 
BUSINESS
After Parents' Complaints, Largest E-Cigarette Maker Will Remove All Flavored Vaping Pods
Also Hello Kitty, Barney-themed smoking accessories.
Waltons, Mars Family, Koch
Brothers Combined Wealth
$348.7 Billion

Though all will tell you $348.7 billion isn't what it used to be.
SCIENCE
Smithsonian Research: 320,000 Years Ago, Humans in Southern Kenya Traded to Obtain Red Pigment, Used on Their Faces and Hair
Scrawled on cave wall, “If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a redhead!”
Former Harvard Medical
School Professor Accused
Of Massive Fraud, Falsified
Data in 30 Research Papers

“Never,” he responds. “let the perfect be the enemy of the good.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Walking Backwards Can Boost Your Short-Term Memory
You'll easily remember all the people you've slammed into.
 
EDUCATION
DeVos to Bolster Rights of
Accused With New Sexual
Assault Rules for Colleges

If father of accused donated more than $1 million, case is thrown out.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Global Warming Study: Better Management of U.S. Forests, Grasslands, Soils Would Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissions Same as Taking Every Car and Truck off Roads
So, which will it be?

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