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MISCELLANEOUS
India Unveils World's Largest Statue, Twice as Tall as Statue of Liberty
Some in U.S. decry “statue gap.”
Study: Umpires More Accurate
Than We Think

Although the average fan can do better.
 
POLITICS
Report: Prohibition Party
Struggling to Make a Comeback

Has 12-step plan to take the White House.
 
FACTOID
Typical Driver Will Spend 38,000 Hours Behind Wheel in a Lifetime
And, when all cars are self-driving, 38,000 hours riding shotgun.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Urban Planner: Contrary to
Predictions, Self-Driving Cars
Won't Reduce Traffic

And valet parking will be a nightmare.
FEATURE
Children of Harvard alumni, faculty, donors, and recruited athletes make up 5% of applicants. What percentage of admitted students are they?
  A ) 5%
  B ) 10%
  C ) 30%
Hint: As was pointed out by noted Harvard graduate John F. Kennedy, “life is unfair.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  While Disney Celebrates Mickey Mouse's 90th Birthday, They Lose Control of His Copyright in 5 Years
If you can wait that long for Mickey Mouse sex toys.

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