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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 15 - 21, 2018
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TECHNOLOGY
Facebook Unveils Video-Chat Screen With Camera That Follows You
Meant as transition from near-total tyranny of Fahrenheit 451 to total tyranny of 1984.
 
LAW
Kavanaugh Promises to Keep an Open Mind, Consider all Matters that Come Before the Court Fairly
“Even those brought by Democratic hit squads and leftist billionaires who tried to destroy my family,” he adds.
 
TRAVEL
Singapore Airlines Brings Back Longest Flight in World: Singapore to Newark
It had been discontinued because nobody ever expressed a desire to fly from Singapore to Newark.
 
SPORTS
MLB Tells Sports Gambling Sites It Wants a Cut of Its Revenues
Hires Pete Rose as full-time consultant.
FEATURE
Children ripped from their parents at the border and thrown in prison are now showing up in court alone in increasing numbers. Who will save them?
A )Trump, who likes his own children, will save them.
B )Republicans in Congress, who are all about family, will save them.
C )Mike Pence, a deeply religious man, will save them.
D )The Tooth Fairy will save them.
Hint: even though she is very busy, the Tooth Fairy has promised she will try.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Boston Dynamics Unveils Latest Amazing Human-Like Robot
Raising more questions about just who is inside the metal suit.

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