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PEOPLE
Tesla Stock Plummets After Musk Smokes Joint on Live Webcast
Shareholders move their money into cannabis stocks.
Manafort's Daughter Files
Paperwork to Change Her
Last Name

To Mueller.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oscars Scrap “Most Popular Film” Award
Academy couldn't agree on unambiguous definition for gross receipts.
 
BUSINESS
Volkswagen to Stop Making Beetles in 2019
Cute little iconic “bug” was favorite of college students, hippies, and Adolf Hitler.
CONSUMER NEWS
Amazon to Begin Delivering Live Christmas Trees in November
At which time they'll pick up rotting pumpkins delivered in October.
 
SCIENCE
Calls for Pluto's Reclassification as a Planet, 12 Years After Downgrade
Advocates say “so much has changed” on Pluto since then, and “it's worth another look.”
 
Researchers 3D Print Prototype for “Bionic Eye”
Buy two, get third eye free.
 
CORRECTION
 
This screen capture from a video ad for Brian Kemp for Governor was misidentified as a video secretly recorded and then spread on the Internet by his opponent. It is actually part of his own campaign. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.

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