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PEOPLE
Omarosa Secretly Recorded Trump
In case the Kremlin missed anything.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
ABC Says it Might Kill Off
Roseanne in Spinoff

One scenario has her strangled with piano wire by Valerie Jarrett.
Oscars Add “Popular Film”
Category

Winner determined by show of hands.
 
BUSINESS
Even Automakers Opposed to
Trump's Rollback of Auto
Emissions Rules

“We're greedy, not crazy,” says one.
Brides Magazine Up for Sale
If no buyer emerges, it will become Old Maids Monthly.
CONSUMER NEWS
Toy Alert: Asbestos Found in Crayons, Benzene in Markers
And Ken dolls tested positive for cocaine.
 
SCIENCE
Astronomers Not Sure Where
In Space Mysterious Radio
Signal Coming From

Oops, it's my cell phone.
 
NASA's Solar Probe to Explore, Examine Sun
To see if it could be hospitable to humans after Earth gets too hot.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
First Marijuana Breathalyzer Test Shows Promise
Although they have yet to find anyone who doesn't test positive.

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