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PEOPLE
Omarosa's Explosive White House Tell-All to Be Released Before Midterms
In time to change nobody's mind.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“King Kong: Alive on Broadway” to Open This Fall
If past is prologue, the ape will rip free from its moorings, trample the audience, and head for the Empire State Building.
 
BUSINESS
Facebook Loses Much of Its
Value as Stock Plunges

Social network may return to core mission: identifying hot coeds.
Disney Agrees to Raise Minimum Pay for Some Park Workers to $15 an Hour
Grumpy, Doc, Sneezy will see a raise, but not Bashful.
CONSUMER NEWS
Balenciaga Sued by New York Souvenir Maker for Selling Its $20 Bag for $2,000
Balenciaga counter-sues, calls charges “absurd,” “groundless,” “defamatory.”
 
LAW
Software for 3D-Printed Guns Now Legal to Download
All sizes available.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: IBM's Watson Supercomputer Suggested “Unsafe and Incorrect” Cancer Treatments
As a result it's been withdrawn from “Jeopardy Tournament of Champions.”
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we misattributed the quote, “What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening” to Big Brother in the novel 1984 by George Orwell. It was President Donald Trump speaking last week to veterans. We regret the error.

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