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PEOPLE
Scott Pruitt Resigns
To spend more time in his $50 per night apartment with his used Trump hotel mattress.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Miss America Organization
Sharply Divided Over Dropping
Swimsuit Competition

Half want it dropped, half want it renamed Talent Competition.
 
BUSINESS
Public Warned: New Tax Law
Eliminates Alimony Tax
Deduction on Dec. 31

In other words: billionaires, call your lawyers.
On Pruitt's Last Day, EPA Approves Loophole Allowing Major Increase in Manufacturing of Diesel Truck Producing 55 Times Air Pollution as Trucks With Modern Emission Controls
A farewell gift.
TECHNOLOGY
Newest Threat to Privacy:
Smart TVs

While you watch them they watch you, streaming live video to your neighbors.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Latest Data Show Coffee Drinkers Less Likely to Die
The more you drink the longer you live.
FDA Approves First Medicine
Made From Marijuana

Dr. Snoop's All-Purpose Ointment cures what ails you.
 
ENVIRONMENT
All-Time High Temperatures Recorded Worldwide in Past Week
Climate change deniers turn up their air conditioners.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Trump Adds Former Fox News
Chief to Communications Team

And Vladimir Putin to re-election team.
Trump Faces Fight in GOP Over High Court Nominee
Talks between right-to-lifers, flat Earthers, Nazi sympathizers break down.

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