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TECHNOLOGY
Robot Pizza Makers Are Coming
There's already a dispute in New York over who is the original “Original Ray's Robot-Made Pizza.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Announces Sixth Military Branch: “Space Force”
Manned with space cadets, Jedi warriors, and their sidekicks.
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: High Housing Costs
“Significant Factor” Contributing
To 50,000 Being Homeless in Los
Angeles County

According to The Duh Institute.
 
MONEY
New Nickel Design 40% Cheaper to Make
It's made from three pennies.
FEATURE
President Trump enjoys a 90% approval rating among Republicans. What do they like most about him?
  A ) His bullying.
  B ) His narcissism.
  C ) His dishonesty.
  D ) His xenophobia.
  E ) His misogyny.
  F ) His racism.
  G ) His wealth.
Hint: it's the economy, stupid.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Spanish Church Slammed for Botched Sculpture Restoration
Turned perfectly good Charlie Brown look-alike (right) into filthy, ugly medieval relic (left).

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