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PEOPLE
Advocates for Michael Milken Pardon Include Jared Kushner, Rudolph Giuliani
Among others hoping for same.
 
BUSINESS
Forbes: Amazon's Bezos Now
Worth $142 Billion

He can buy Warren Buffet and Bill Gates and still have enough left over for a couple of Waltons.
Last Original Member GE Dropped From Dow Jones Industrial Average
Company will return to selling lightbulbs door-to-door.
 
TECHNOLOGY
IBM Unveils System That
Debates Humans

Think Alexa with an attitude.
SCIENCE
Massive Gravitational Experiment Confirms Einstein's General Theory of Relativity
But it turns out he was wrong about God not playing dice.
Archeologists Digging up Artifacts at Site of Woodstock
So far they've found Jimi Hendrix's guitar pick, Wavy Gravy's roach clip.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
NIH Shuts Down Study of Drinking Due to Improper Influence From Makers of Alcoholic Beverages
They were paying for the three-martini lunches.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Prediction: 80,000 Deaths in
Next Decade From Trump
Environmental Policies

Many from disbelief.

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