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MISCELLANEOUS
Researchers Uncover Two Hidden Pages of Sexual Writings in Anne Frank's Diary
A film adaptation is in development starring Stormy Daniels.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Latest Advanced Humanoid Can Pick Up Heavy Boxes and Place Them on Shelves
Rendering most husbands obsolete.
 
EDUCATION
Study: 94% of Teachers Spend Their Own Money on School Supplies
And now they have to buy a gun.
 
SPORTS
PGA: Hawaiian Open Won by Newcomer
After all the top players were burnt to a crisp.
FEATURE
Who said it? “Mormonism, Islam, Hinduism lead people to an eternity of separation from God in Hell.”
A )Sitting Bull, in a critique of white man's religions.
B )Sam Harris, a prominent atheist.
C )Robert Jeffress, chosen to give the prayer at the ceremony opening the new American embassy in Jerusalem.
Hint: He's a good Christian.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: Special Counsel Looking Into 2013 Miss Universe Pageant in Moscow
And whether Miss Venezuela (above) won fair and square.
Republican Congressman:
Rising Sea Levels Due to
Rocks Falling Into Oceans

Many from out of his ears.

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