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PEOPLE
Michael Flynn Has Nothing But High Praise for Trump in New Book
Titled Pardon Me, tome is in stores now.
Incoming NRA President
Oliver North Blames School
Shootings on Ritalin

And Obamacare, which covers it.
 
BUSINESS
Coming Soon: Bitcoin Trades
On Wall Street

Also video poker, sports betting, Pachinko.
Race to Develop Self-Driving Cars Includes GM's Bolt, Which Has No Steering Wheel or Pedals
Just on-off button, 24-speaker sound system.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Show Pitting Michael Avenatti vs. Anthony Scaramucci Being Pitched to Networks
Its working title: “Sleaze Factor.”
ART
Dutch Art Dealer's Discovery of Previously Unknown Rembrandt Backed Up by Experts
If it is by Rembrandt, it's worth a fortune; if not, it's worthless.
 
SCIENCE
Report: DIY Biohackers
Taking Gene Editing Into
Own Hands

Explains all the odd-looking characters wandering around lately.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Advises: Don't
Swallow the Water in
Hotel Swimming Pools

Hold it in your mouth until you get back to your room, flush it.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Global Warming Increases Use
Of Air Conditioners, Which
Increases Global Warming

According to a Fedders internal memo.

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