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PEOPLE
Paul Ryan Fires House Chaplain for Mentioning Poor in Morning Prayer
And for not being paid to say it.
 
MEDIA
Press Freedom Index: U.S.
Drops to 45th

According to an underground rumor.
 
BUSINESS
Wells Fargo Fined $1 Billion
For Selling Unnecessary
Products to Consumers

Including Unnecessary Product Insurance.
World's First Bank Run Entirely by Humanoids Opens in China
Everything works smoothly, but just try and get a loan.
SCIENCE
Study: Far More Gorillas Than Previously Thought
We just don't notice them.
Amazon-Owner Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin to Begin Sending Humans to Space Next Year
Those willing to pay for Prime can return in two days.
  Biggest 3-D Map of Our Galaxy Shows 1.7 Billion Stars
Still to come: street view.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
“Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli Now in Federal Prison
Selling cigarettes for $500 apiece.

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