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MISCELLANEOUS
  Everyone But President Trump Gathers for Barbara Bush Funeral
“Had a golf date I couldn't get out of,” he tweets from Florida.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Target to Stop Accepting
Signatures on Credit Card
Receipts as Proof of Identity

Will scrape some cells from your inner cheek.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Ex-New Jersey Governor Christie's Official Portrait Costing State $85,000, Three Times More Than Predecessors
Artist says he needs three times as much canvas, paint.
CORRECTION
 
We mistakenly referred to porn star Stephanie Clifford, whose real name is Stormy Daniels. In fact, Stormy Daniels is Ms. Clifford's stage name, her real name is Stephanie Clifford. Ms. Clifford was paid $130,000 in hush money to keep quiet about a sexual encounter by Michael D. Cohen, acting on behalf of President Trump. That deal was supposed to be signed by Trump under the name, “David Dennison,” although it is being challenged because he never signed it either as Donald Trump or “David Dennison.” A similar deal was later signed by Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, for $150,000. A third deal, resembling Ms McDougal's “catch-and-kill” deal with The National Enquirer, was signed by Dino Sejudin, a doorman at Trump World Tower, who accepted $30,000 from The National Enquirer for his story about Trump impregnating a housekeeper, who gave birth to a girl. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.

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