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MISCELLANEOUS
15-Year-Old Texas Girl Who
Refused to Enter into Forced
Marriage Beaten by Family,
Who Also Threw Hot Oil on Her

They really liked this guy.
 
EDUCATION
Michigan State Dean Who Covered for Sex Abuser Charged with Multiple Cases of Sex Abuse Himself
University considers offering advanced degrees in Sexual Abuse.
 
RELIGION
Pope Denies Report He Said Hell Doesn't Exist
Claims he said “Hell no,” not “no Hell.”
 
SPORTS
  Opening Day: Major League Baseball Season Begins
Last time mascots' costumes won't smell of sweat, urine.
FEATURE
The Trump Administration is adding a citizenship question to the census. Why are they doing this?
A )They just really want to know if you're a citizen or not.
B )ICE really wants to know if you're a citizen or not.
C )Trump really wants to know so he can help DACA kids become citizens.
Hint: Honestly, this has nothing to do with deportations and the wall, only a scholarly interest in the subject.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Russian Propaganda Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board.

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