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 NO. 911 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 19 - 25, 2018 

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GUNS: TRUMP CALLS FOR MODEST TIGHTENING OF
BACKGROUND CHECKS, ARMING TEACHERS
Right: teachers in Florida select a weapon on their way to class.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia Denies Assassinations,
Election Meddling

Denies it's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
U.S. Drops to 18th Among
Happiest Countries

Soars to first among Nutsiest Countries.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Stormy Daniels Offers to Return $130,000 Hush Money
Mostly in ones and fives.
U. S. NEWS
Republican Report on Russia
Finds No Collusion

All depends on what definition of “no” is.
Trump Fires Cabinet Member Who Called Him “Fucking Moron”
Not the one who called him “dumber-than-dirt douchebag” or the one who called him “shit-for-brains asswipe.”
 
REMINDER
  You're only as smart as your phone.
 
Report: Trump Wants Right
To Send Secret Service to
Polling Stations During Election

To prevent meddling by non-Russians.
Pentagon Pitches More Modest
Parade Than Trump Wanted,
Without Tanks

Or goosestepping.
Every Homeless Veteran Could Be Fed for Cost of Trump's Military Parade
With enough left over to feed every homeless ex-White House staffer.
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