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 NO. 899 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 25 - 31, 2017 

Dec 18
Jan 1
TRUMP, REPUBLICANS CHEER
TAX CUT
Along with donors, lobbyists (hidden).
 
WORLD NEWS
Trump Updates Reagan's “Peace Through Strength”
Now itís “Peace Through Constant Bluster, Insults, Provocations.”
If Putin Wins Reelection Next Year, Heíll Be Longest-Serving Russian Leader Since Stalin
But less cuddly.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Disney World: Animatronic Trump Joins Other Presidents
It says, “Look, I'm taller than all of 'em except Lincoln!” and “What a bunch of losers — except me, I'm the best!” and “No proof of collusion, nothing!”
U. S. NEWS
Trump Could Save $11 Million
Under New Tax Plan

Enough to pay off nineteen women, twenty-three lawyers, and buy Flynn's kid's silence.
Senate Republicans: American
Bar Association a “Left-Leaning Interest Group”

American Medical Association “a freaking Communist conspiracy.”
 
REMINDER
  Your kid's new internet-connected toy hears everything.
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin
on Trump: “He Really Loves
Verbal Briefings, He's Not
One to Consume Volumes of
Books”

Translation: he canít read.
Trump Expects Mueller to
Send Him Letter of Exoneration

Also expects Nancy Pelosi to ask him for a date.
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