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PEOPLE
Report: Gary Cohn Faked Bad Cellphone Reception to Hang Up on Trump
Then feigned coughing fit to avoid talking to Don, Jr.
 
MEDIA
Koch Brothers Buy Time Inc.
Name themselves Men of the Year.
 
BUSINESS
Uber Plans Robot Fleet of Volvos
To chauffeur next generation of liberals.
Trump Organization Cuts Ties
With Posh Trump Soho Hotel as
Brand Loses Its Luster

Only Trump supporters to walk into it either lost or needed relief from heat.
Nudist Restaurant Opens in Paris
Great place to eat if you're in a hurry and realize you forgot to get dressed.
SCIENCE
Strange Asteroid From Another Solar System Passes Through Ours
Some speculate it's a huge piece of junk and we should ignore it.
Rock Carvings Discovered in Saudi Desert Earliest Depiction of a Dog on a Leash
And a dad walking him.
Experts: No More Sitting Behind Wheel in Traffic for Hours After Switch to Self-Driving Cars
Instead, we'll be sitting in back seat for hours.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Italian Doctor Reports First
Successful Head Transplant
on a Corpse

Acknowledges there's not a lot of demand.

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