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PEOPLE
All Women Who Have Accused Trump of Sexual Assault Are Lying, Says White House Press Secretary
President told her they assaulted him.
Italy: Berlusconi Could Return to Power for a Fifth Term
As candidate of the Bunga Bunga Party.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood: Sexual Harassment Charges Force Studios to Recast Upcoming Films
Tilda Swinton takes over title role in The Sonny Liston Story.
 
MEDIA
Poll: Trump Approval Rating
At All-Time Low

However, his TVQ remains at all-time high.
 
BUSINESS
Bottle of Wine Sold at Auction
For Record $350,000

To bidder who just finished off $2 bottle.
SCIENCE
Study: Men's, Women's Brains React Differently When Helping Others
Women get pleasure from being altruistic, whereas men can't stand it when someone steps right in front of the TV and asks for help.
Scientists Implant Human Brain Tissue in Rats
In three generations, a rat invents the atom bomb.
Study: Sheep Can Recognize People's Faces From Photographs
Especially that guy with the jar of mint jelly.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Advil, Tylenol Just as
Good as Opioids for Pain

Not as good as placebos.
 
RELIGION
Alabama: Evangelicals Defend Roy Moore, Cite Mary a Teenager When Jesus Was Born
God: “These stories are true.”

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