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PEOPLE
More Charges Against Harvey Weinstein
Police now asking women who have not been raped or assaulted by him to come forward.
"Paradise Papers" Leak Reveals Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross Kept Russian Ties Secret
That leaves only guy who carries “nuclear football” free of connections to Russia, we think.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
NYC Strippers Go on Strike
Vow to perform fully clothed until their demands are met.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Papa Johnís Blames Falling Sales on NFL Players Kneeling During Anthem
Not because their pizzas taste like players have been kneeling on them.
SCIENCE
Aliens Might Look Remarkably
Like Us, Say Scientists

Medium height, bespectacled, wearing white lab coats.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA's Pruitt Appoints Man Who Said Air “Too Clean for Optimum Health”
But firmly believes we have the resources to make it dirtier.
Major Coastal Cities Will Be Underwater if Global Temps Rise Just 3 Degrees
But they'll have the freshest seafood in the country.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
U.S. Women More Likely to Die From Pregnancy-Related Causes Than in all but One of 31 Countries in Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development
Another example of American exceptionalism.

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