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PEOPLE
  Photo of Tillerson's Afghanistan Visit Doctored to Make it Seem Like He's Meeting Openly in Kabul
And not in underground bunker beneath air base.
Former President George H.W. Bush Apologizes to Actress for Groping Her
Says he can no longer tell an ass from an elbow.
 
BUSINESS
Amazon to Offer in-Home Delivery When You’re Not There
And if you are there, please don't shoot.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
After Complaints, Kellogg's to Replace Corn Pops Boxes Showing Brown Corn Pop as Janitor
New box will depict brown corn pop as ex-president.
SCIENCE
Latest Data: 2 Trillion Galaxies in Universe, Ten Times More Than Previously Thought
More galaxies than there are “Star Trek” spinoffs.
 
Google Earth Reveals Mysterious Gates Built Thousands of Years Ago in Saudi Arabia's Desert
First seen by family that got lost using Google maps.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Two Glaciers in Antarctica
Accelerate Toward Sea,
Threaten Catastrophic 4-Foot
Rise in Ocean Levels

Trump directs Army Corps of Engineers to develop “really great plan” to protect Mar-a-Lago.
 
CORRECTION
 
A recent headline, “Senate Presses Ahead on $36.5 Billion Disaster,” ought to have been, “Senate Presses Ahead on $36.5 Billion Disaster Relief Package.” We regret any confusion this may have caused.

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