| PEOPLE |
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Ivana Trump Angers Melania Trump
by Claiming to Be "Real First Lady"
Demands recount, claims Slovenia meddled in
election. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences Boots Harvey Weinstein
Meanwhile, Miramax green-lights, “Sex
Scandal: The Harvey Weinstein Story,”
starring Brad Pitt and an array of Hollywood’s
most beautiful female stars. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Weinstein Co. Changing Name
To Anything But Weinstein Co. |
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 Costco Selling One-Year
Emergency Food Kits
Enough to keep a family of four alive for
one year before having to see what things
are like above ground. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Mystery of Universe’s Missing
Matter Finally Solved
It's in the back of everyone's refrigerator. |
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Study: Humans Caught Herpes
From 4-Foot-Tall Ancestor
Named Paranthropus Boisei
Or, as Trump would say, “Little Paranthropus Boisei.” |
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 Erupting Once
Every 100,000 Years, Yellowstone Volcano Would
Cover Globe in Ash
But as tourist attraction, Old Faithful draws
bigger crowds. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: World Obesity Rates
Dramatically Increased in
Last 40 Years
Making us even more attractive to hungry extraterrestrials. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Boy Scouts to Admit Girls
“Be Prepared” takes on entirely new meaning. |
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