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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 9 - 15, 2017
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MISCELLANEOUS
  Small Village of Whitesboro in Upstate New York Finally Updates Racist Seal
From depiction of village's founder strangling an Oneida Indian Chief (left) to one of village's founder and Oneida Indian Chief engaging in harmless horseplay.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Yahoo: 3 Billion of Our Accounts Breached
But only those accounts.
Former Google Engineer Developing Artificial Intelligence God
“He doesn't exist, so I have to invent Him,” he explains.
 
SPORTS
Bad News: FBI Sting Nets Big-Time College Basketball Coaches in Bribery Scandal
Good news: prison teams are going to get a lot better.
FEATURE
What is The Sportsmen and Hunters' Rights Act, currently moving through the House, but temporarily postponed in the wake of the Las Vegas massacre?
A )A law designed to help sportsmen and hunters.
B )A law assuring sportsmen and hunters will be allowed to practice target-shooting and hunt deer.
C )A law allowing gun owners to transport firearms across state lines, carry guns in national parks, and eliminate the $200 transfer tax on silencers.
Hint: murder can be really loud and annoying.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: Secret Service Spent $137,000 on Golf Cart Rentals at Trump Golf Courses
And $29,000 in lost golf balls.

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