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PEOPLE
Gen. Kelly Reportedly Unable to Control President, May Be on Way Out
Favorite to replace him: Trump's first wife, Ivana.
Trump Intent on Reversing Every Single Presidential Act Ever Signed by His Predecessor
Eight Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Obama put to death.
 
BUSINESS
Georgia Proposes Creating “City of Amazon” to Lure Company's New Headquarters
Delaware says, “You can have the whole state.”
World's First Lego Restaurant Opens in Denmark
Warns diners some dishes could be choking hazard for small children.
MEDIA
Trump Tells FCC He Wants Equal Time to Combat Late-Night Comedians
With his own writers, jovial sidekick, band.
 
SCIENCE
Researchers May Have Found Earliest Evidence of Life, Almost 4 Billion Years Old
And they were only looking for their car.
Scientists Think They've Finally Solved Mystery of So-Called “Alien Megastructure” Star
Far from being home to a highly advanced alien civilization, it's just a giant hologram created by a far less advanced civilization.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Standing Too Much May Be Even Worse for Your Health Than Sitting
Standing, sitting, name your poison.

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