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MISCELLANEOUS
New York Subways Distribute Buttons to Promote Courtesy Towards Pregnant Women, Elderly, Disabled
Other buttons include “Give Up Your Seat, Asshole,” “Don't Stare at Me, Shithead,” and “Get Your Hands Off Me, Scumbag.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Putin Reveals His Fear Robots
With Artificial Intelligence
Will One Day “Eat Us”

Says he's more worried about Alexa than about Trump.
 
P0LITICS
Twitter Co-Founder: Trump Presidency a Product of Short Attention Spans
And shorter memories.
 
SPORTS
LeBron James Calls Trump a “Bum”
Dennis Rodman calls Trump a “dotard.”
FEATURE
Obama’s campus guidelines for those accused of sexual assault were rescinded by Education Secretary Betsy De Vos because they were:
A )Too lenient on sexual predators.
B )Not supportive enough for victims of sexual violence.
C )Not supportive enough for sexual predators.
Hint: many of whom are “very fine people,” she added.
 
FACTOID
Study: Criminals Make Twice
That Made Legally by High
School Dropouts

Findings reveal financial benefit of finishing high school before turning to crime.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Miss Texas Nails Trump for Support of White Nationalist Thugs, Murderers
Trump fires back: “Miss Uncongeniality.”

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