| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Administration
to Induct Ronald Reagan into the Labor Hall of Honor
Just ask any air traffic controller how to get there. |
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 Report: French President Macron
Spent $30,000 on Makeup in 1st 3 Months in Office
Says it gives him that certain je ne sais quoi. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Study of 1,000 Popular Films
Reveals Male Characters
Speak More Than Female Ones
Versus real life, where it's the exact opposite. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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| Kansas: Decommissioned |
 Missile Silo
Now $3 Million “Survival Condos”
Come for the survival, stay for the lifestyle. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bill Nye, the Science Guy, Sues Disney for
$28.1 Million He Says They Owe Him
Disney stands behind their Accounting
Department, located in Fantasyland. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Sperm Count in
Western Men Has Dropped
Nearly 60% Since 1973
Coincides with falling hemlines. |
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 SpaceX Spacesuit
Unveiled
Not shown: SpaceX socks, neckties, handkerchiefs. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Trump Administration Halts
Coal Mining Health Study
Before it does any good. |
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Survey: Happiness Levels
Plunge During Middle
Age, Then Recover
When you realize you didn’t do what
you wanted to do, but what the Hell. |
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