| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Philippine
President Duterte Holds News Conference
Shown: declines to answer reporter's query. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Moderates Want to Remove
Confederate Monuments,
And Put Them in Museums
Ripley's. |
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| TRAVEL |
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New York: Pop-Up Cheetos-Themed
Restaurant Opens
Right next to pop-up Cheez-it restaurant. |
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| SPORTS |
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Hecuba, Queen of Troy, Female
Counterpart to Tommy Trojan, Will
Stand in Grand Plaza at USC
Holding pom-poms, cheering for Tommy. |
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| FEATURE |
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Trump Administration
Outgoing Message of the Week
“You have reached the Department of Labor.
Please note that our menu has changed. There
are no agents currently available to take your
call, since the Department of Labor no longer
exists as an independent agency. However, it
is now part of the General Services Administration.
No former employees of the Department of Labor
have been hired yet to take your call, but you
can leave a message and hope that somebody will
be hired in the coming months and years. Thank
you for your interest in the Federal Government,
and have a wonderful day.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump:
Tear Down Grant's Tomb
“This guy drank like a fish.” |
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