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MISCELLANEOUS
Airbnb Renting Trump's Childhood Home
Which he claims he built himself.
Study: American English Has Influenced How British English Spoken Around World
You got a problem with that?
Inflatable Trump-Like Chicken Hovers Next to White House
A gift from Kim Jong-un.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Clothing Company Debuts New Line With Rebranded Swastika
Part of “Peace, Love, Hate” Collection.
FEATURE
  Trump Administration Outgoing Message of the Week
“You have reached the Department of Energy. Listen carefully, we have changed our menu. No officials are available to take your call. If you are calling to report a malfunction with a nuclear missile, press two and leave a message of no more than 30 Seconds. If you are calling to report a problem with radioactive waste spilling out of containers into the groundwater and headed for a major river which provides drinking water for more than 100,000 people, press three and leave a message of not more than 20 seconds. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Walmart Apologizes for Selling Guns Under Back to School Sign
And for selling notebooks, rulers, pencils under Guns and Ammo.

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