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 NO. 873 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 26 - JULY 2, 2017 

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SOUTHWEST SIZZLES AS
TEMPERATURES BREAK
ALL-TIME RECORDS
Shown: Phoenix water park.
 
WORLD NEWS
Syrian Civil War Not Getting Any Less Complicated
Now includes Assad's forces, “pro-regime” forces, Kurdish and Arab militia fighters known as Syrian Democratic Forces, ISIS, coalition forces aligned against ISIS, Russian military forces, U.S. military forces, and Iran.*
  * partial list.
Hong Kong: Parking Space
Sells for $664,000

New owner intends to flip it.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Report: North Korea Photoshops Kim Jong-un's Ears
Ear in photo may actually belong to Justin Bieber.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Withheld Hacking Info
From Public During Election for
Fear of Appearing to Take Sides

Trump: “I'm all Obama's fault.”
Atmosphere in West Wing
Described as Weird, Chaotic

By the White House tour guide.
Trump Has Not Yet Nominated
400 of 558 Key Positions
Requiring Senate Approval

Having trouble finding enough uninformed, unqualified, incompetent nominees.
 
REMINDER
  School is closed, drive less carefully.
 
McCain Says Russian Hackers Only Ones to Have Seen Republicans' Healthcare Bill
He now replaces Bob Dole as funniest Republican Senator.
Republicans Not All on Board
With Senate Healthcare Bill

It still allows for a few disabled children to get treatment.
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