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 NO. 870 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 5 - 11, 2017 

May 29
Jun 12
COMEY TESTIMONY BOMBSHELL
Under oath, will confirm Trump crazy as a loon, should be in mental institution.
 
WORLD NEWS
Trump Withdraws From Paris Accord
Doesn't want to belong to any club that would have him as a member.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA's Pruitt Mocks “Climate Exaggerators”
While hail the size of bowling balls flattens three towns in Oklahoma.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
National Spelling Bee
Winner correctly spells covfefe, which means “something understandable to only a small group of people.”
U. S. NEWS
White House Grants Ethics Waivers For 17 Trump Appointees
More to come as hiring picks up.
Senate Intelligence Committee Seeks to Retrieve All Copies of 2014 Report on CIA's Use of Torture to “Enact the Necessary Measures to Protect Sensitive Sources and Methods Contained Within the Report”
By burning them.
 
REMINDER
  Don't worry, Germany's been through this before, and it's doing great today.
 
Good News: Republicans Have
Introduced the Creating Hope
and Opportunity for Investors, Consumers and Entrepreneurs Act

Bad news: it weakens protections for investors, consumers and entrepreneurs.
DOJ's Drug Unit to Target People Wearing “Heavy Gold and Chains”
Because targeting “young black males” sounded a little too unconstitutional.
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