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MISCELLANEOUS
Gorilla- Shaped Cheeto (right) Sells for $99,000 on Ebay
Purchased by owner of Cheeto-shaped gorilla (left).
Chinese Officials Probed for
Eating Rare Animal at Banquet

Say it was a misunderstanding, they asked for medium rare.
 
SPORTS
Several Players on New
England Patriots Refuse
To Go to White House

Trump calls them “overrated.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Robotic “Bat Bot” Successfully Mimics Bat's Incredible Complexity of Flight
Inventor: “Who do I have to blow to get on 'Shark Tank'?”
What is “preventative law enforcement”?
A )Police arrest you if they think you're about to commit a crime.
B )Police arrest you if they think you may be thinking about committing a crime.
C )Police arrest you when and if they damn well please.
Hint: you're under arrest.
 
TRENDS
Half of World Will Be
Online by End of 2017

Other half will be on lines.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Former President Obama Kitesurfs at Richard Branson's Private Island
Causing many to question if he really is the Antichrist.

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