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PEOPLE
Book: Judy Garland Groped by Munchkins While Filming Wizard of Oz
And Tin Man got hooked on poppies.
Sean Spicer Chews, Swallows 35 Pieces of Gum Every Day Before Noon
Spends balance of his per diem on Dulcolax.
 
MEDIA
Sean Spicer's Press Briefings
Getting Higher Ratings Than
Soap Operas

Spanish-language version number one in its time slot.
 
BUSINESS
Twitter Posts 4th Quarter
Loss of $167

There's only one person using it.
Chinese-Owned Vizio Agrees to Pay $2.2 Million for Spying on Consumers
And another $10 million for selling videos of consumers.
SCIENCE
Report: Robots Set to Replace Actors, Teachers, Therapists
Athletes, prostitutes, clergy.
Trump's 60-Day Halt on
Regulations Could Lead to
Bumblebee's Extinction

Which was part of Republican platform.
 
Forest Buildings Going Up in China to Combat Pollution
New problem: flying squirrels.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Finds Deadly Belladonna in Teething Products
In advance of being defunded, phased out by Trump Administration.
Drug Firm Charging 70 Times
More for Steroid Drug Than
Its Overseas Price

Only our professional athletes can afford it.

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