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 NO. 853 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 6 - 12, 2017 

Jan 30
Feb 13
 
  PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL
SEES OWN SHADOW

Predicts six more weeks of civilization.
 
WORLD NEWS
1.7 Million Brits Sign Petition Demanding Ban of Trump's Visit Because It Could Embarrass the Queen
Fear he might grab her pussy.
Finland Sets Goal of Just 2%
Smokers by 2020

And just 30% alcoholics.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
ISIS Unveils Weaponized Drone Program
Tells reporters drones purchased online from Walmart, “with free three-day delivery.”
U. S. NEWS
Trump Bans Travel To and
From 7 Muslim Countries

But not Saudi Arabia, so Saudis can still come here and learn to fly.
Americans Sharply Divided
On Travel Ban

Half like it, other half detained at airport.
 
REMINDER
  Everything old and proven wrong is new again.
 
White House Senior Staff Still
Using Private Email Accounts

“Lock us up,” quips one.
Trump's Travel Ban May Expand As He Asks Homeland Security Chief to Submit a List of Nations to Add
Also hopes to limit travel from New York, California.
Good News: Boy Scouts Will
Now Allow Transgender
Youngsters to Join

Bad news: everything else in the news.
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