| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Patrick Stewart
Cast as Voice of Poo Emoji in
Upcoming “The Emoji Movie”
And the Oscar buzz has begun. |
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| MEDIA |
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Committee to Protect Journalists:
257 Journalists Jailed Last Year
Trump: “Not nearly enough.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Amazon Patents Highway
Network That Controls Self-
Driving Cars, Trucks
Hopes to have it up and running by 1939, when
it was first introduced at the World's Fair. |
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 Airbus to
Make Flying, Self-Driving Car by 2018
Promises bright future of empty cars taking
off and landing everywhere. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Moon Rocks Analysis Puts
Moon at 4.51 Billion Years Old,
Much Older Than Thought
At least by Creationists. |
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NASA Planning Mission to
Asteroid Worth $10,000
Quadrillion
If their treasure map is correct. |
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 Six Scientists
Enter Dome on Hawaiian Volcano for 8 Months to
Simulate Life on Mars
And avoid eight months of Trump. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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2016 Hottest Year in U.S. History
Meanwhile, Hell froze over. |
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| VIEWPOINT |
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Survey: Republican Men Say
It's a Better Time to Be a
Woman Than a Man
Though few have begun to transition. |
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