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 NO. 851 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 23 - 29, 2017 

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TRUMP: MY CROWD BIGGER THAN OBAMA'S
If you count no-shows
 
WORLD NEWS
Entire World Observes Inauguration With Great Interest
As America transitions to a kleptocracy.
Finland: New Law Pays Basic Income to Citizens Who Don't Earn Enough
Eliciting words of praise from Bernie Sanders, Pope Francis, Walmart.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  These Eight Men Richer Than 3.6 Billion People
Not shown: 3.6 billion people.
U. S. NEWS
No Latinos in Trump Cabinet
Besides those who clean it.
Trump: “By Far the Highest IQ”
Of Any Cabinet in History

If you don't include Rick Perry, he added.
Experts Predict Trump
Era Will Be Fun

Family fun: nationwide game of hide-and-seek for 11 million undocumented immigrants.
 
REMINDER
  We're in a parallel universe just like ours, except Trump wins.
 
Survey: Six in 10 Americans
Don't Have $500 in Savings to
Cover Unforeseen Expenses

So don't hit them up.
CIA Declassifies 930,000
Documents, Posts Them Online

Turns out every UFO sighting, every report of extraterrestrial contact, every crazy rumor about aliens being held in large bulletproof tanks at Area 51, is true.
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