| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Watch
Sold at Auction for Record $11 Million
To someone who inadvertently made winning
bid when checking the time. |
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“Fascism” Merriam-Webster's
Most Searched Word Day
After Election
Next day it was “impeachment.” |
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| SPORTS |
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New York: World Chess
Championship Pits Champion
Magnus Carlsen vs. Challenger
Sergey Karjakin
Fans can stop by and beat either one with
a smartphone app. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 In our front
page story regarding Steve Bannon's
statement “darkness is good” we
inadvertently ran a picture of
President-Elect Trump meeting
with Darth Vader. We sincerely
apologize to Mr. Vader and to
the entire Vader family for any
embarrassment this may have caused. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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McDonald's to Try Table Service
“Very good, Madam, and may I
supersize that for you?” |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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A Personal Luxury Submarine
For the Bachelor Billionaire! |
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A guest lounge, room for five, and
a toilet, this baby can descend to 3,300
feet while you and your diving belles
marvel at the scenery and you pour your
merry mermaids another Singapore Sling.
$5 million, at U-boats 'R' Us. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Revealed:
Windowless 550-Foot Tall Building in
Manhattan Actually NSA Listening Post
NSA claims it's luxury apartments for
people who dislike having a view. |
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