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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 10 - 16, 2016
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TECHNOLOGY
  Silicon Valley Group Wants to Build Floating City in South Pacific
Governed by homeowners association.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Surgeons Usually Republican, Psychiatrists Usually Democrat
Patients undergoing surgery usually Republican, patients undergoing psychotherapy usually Democrat.
 
SPORTS
Scores: Indians, Redskins Win
Chiefs lose.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
23 Adorable Panda Cubs Gathered for Cameras
Soon they'll be fed 23 adorable bunnies.
FEATURE
What is the best GOP strategy to lower the risk that all Republican candidates will be dragged down by Trump in November?
A )Invite Trump to a fundraiser for him in a fancy penthouse, then leave, locking all the doors behind them.
B )Start a new party, “The Elephant Party,” with Mike Pence as the presidential nominee, Paul Ryan as veep.
C )From now until election day, whenever Trump starts talking, cover your ears and yell, “I canít hear you! I canít hear you!”
Hint: If youíve ever tried covering your ears and yelling, you know how effective that can be.
 
TRAVEL
Incidents of Unruly Airline Passengers Up 16% From Last Year
Add-on charges, cramped seating, dreadful food, long lines, missed connections, lost luggage “unrelated” say airlines.

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