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PEOPLE
Hillary Touts American Tiemaker in Denver
Next stop: Peoria Pantsuit factory.
 
BUSINESS
Missouri McDonald's Offering Unlimited Fries
Part of their new Binge 'n' Purge menu.
Nevada: Tesla's Gigafactory Will Be Size of 262 Football Fields
If battery production doesn't pan out, NFL has first bid on land.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Dog Walking App “Wag” Lets
Owners Know When and
Where Dog Poops

And if there's a Pokemon character near it.
SCIENCE
Florida Start-Up Hopes to Land Craft on Moon, Win $20 Million Google Lunar X Prize
And pizza for life at Papa John's.
Corpse Flower Blooms in Washington, D.C.
Either that, or there's been a mass suicide at Republican Party Headquarters.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Government Stops Recommending Flossing Teeth
Freeing tens of millions of Americans who never floss from chronic guilt, shame, self-recrimination.
9 of 10 Published Scientific Studies of Antipsychotic Drugs Conclude Best Drug Was One Sold by Company Funding Study
Pharmaceutical companies find results “remarkable coincidence.”

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