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PEOPLE
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Apologizes for Bashing Donald Trump
“So sorry for my intemperate remarks about that insane clown,” she says.
Mick Jagger, 72, to Be a Dad Again
Seems like only yesterday he became a great-granddad.
Latest Poll Has Trump Tied
With Clinton at 40%

Remaining 20% undecided or voting for Trump but too embarrassed to admit it.
 
BUSINESS
Beer Industry Agrees to Show Nutrition Info, Other Ingredient Details
Though they get hard to read after about three or four.
 
TRAVEL
Study: Air Rage Incidents Increase by Factor of Seven When Those in Coach Have to Walk Past First Class Section
Suggests they walk faster.
SCIENCE
Researchers: Philistines More
Sophisticated Than Previously
Thought

They hated puns.
Scientists Find Reason Jet
Lag Feels Worse When
Flying West to East

LaGuardia Airport.
 
Newly Discovered Carnivorous Dinosaur Had Tiny Arms
Could devour its prey in an instant, but couldn't pick up a check.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Thumb Suckers, Nail Biters May Develop Fewer Allergies
And nose pickers live, on average, five years longer.
Study: 4 in 10 Donít Have
Consistent Source of High-
Quality, Nutritious Food

Do have consistent source of Cheetos.

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