 REPORT: HALF OF ALL CURRENT
JOBS WILL BE TAKEN BY ROBOTS
Humans will continue to do jobs robots
won't do. |
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UK: 6,000-Page Chilcot Report
Levels Damning Criticism at
Blair, Decision to Go to War
Calls him “Bush's poodle” 583 times. |
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Olympics: Rio Drug-Testing
Lab Suspended
Expect every record to be broken. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Spain: Annual Running of the
Bulls Injures Several
Who stopped running to take a selfie. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pentagon Reports Success of
Missile Defense System Despite
Its Failure to Hit Target Missile
Later hails successful test of target missile at
evading defense system. |
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Congressional Republicans Blocking
Funds to Fight Spread of Zika Virus
Through Contraception
Deem deformed babies small price to pay
for hindering Planned Parenthood. |
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The sun sets on the British Empire at 9:15 PM. |
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GOP Convention to Ban
Squirt Guns, Not Real Guns
Will allow tasers, not Silly String. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Hillary Relieved
to Move Past Email Scandal
And on to next scandal. |
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