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 NO. 823 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 11 - 17, 2016 

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REPORT: HALF OF ALL CURRENT JOBS WILL BE TAKEN BY ROBOTS
Humans will continue to do jobs robots won't do.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK: 6,000-Page Chilcot Report
Levels Damning Criticism at
Blair, Decision to Go to War

Calls him “Bush's poodle” 583 times.
Olympics: Rio Drug-Testing
Lab Suspended

Expect every record to be broken.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Spain: Annual Running of the Bulls Injures Several
Who stopped running to take a selfie.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Reports Success of
Missile Defense System Despite
Its Failure to Hit Target Missile

Later hails successful test of target missile at evading defense system.
Congressional Republicans Blocking Funds to Fight Spread of Zika Virus Through Contraception
Deem deformed babies small price to pay for hindering Planned Parenthood.
 
REMINDER
  The sun sets on the British Empire at 9:15 PM.
 
GOP Convention to Ban
Squirt Guns, Not Real Guns

Will allow tasers, not Silly String.
 
POLITICS
Hillary Relieved to Move Past Email Scandal
And on to next scandal.
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