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 NO. 822 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 4 - 10, 2016 

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  LEADERS OF CANADA, MEXICO, U.S. MEET IN “THREE AMIGOS” SUMMIT
NAFTA, climate change, and how best to shake hands among issues discussed.
 
WORLD NEWS
Scotland Likely to Split From UK
News triggers run on haggis.
Colombia, Rebels Sign Cease-Fire After 52 Years of War
Both sides agree to turn their attention to drug trafficking.
China's Failed One-Child Policy Left Generation of “Little Emperors”
And beginning of Me Dynasty.
 
POLITICS
Trump Keeps Changing Mind on Abortion, Torture, Muslims
Republican Party leaders switch from Extra Strength Advil to OxyContin.
U. S. NEWS
Free the Delegates Movement
Faces Uphill Struggle to Deny
Trump Nomination at Convention

He owns all the hotels in Cleveland.
Survey: Partisan Divide Deeper
Than Ever; Public Split Evenly

Half of us can't stand angry, xenophobic, homophobic racists; other half are angry, xenophobic, homophobic racists.
 
REMINDER
  On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog, but everyone knows your social security number.
 
Employment Rate Low, But
Uncounted Millions Have
Given Up Looking for a Job

Millions more have given up looking for a hobby.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Hillary Pulling Away From Trump in the Polls
But in the unofficial First Spouse Competition – it's no contest in favor of Melania (right).
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